Writer. Creature of the night. King Under the Mountain. Private librarian. Batman

tom-nippleston:

Did you get the gist of how I’m feeling?

Don’t wanna seem too obvious…

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bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

(via batmaddy666)

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21 hours ago
emberkyrlee:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

gimme

emberkyrlee:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

gimme

(Source: m3lodigression, via batmaddy666)

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21 hours ago

I went to China in 2011 and I ate pan fried dumplings for 2 weeks straight I’m not even kidding it was the best goddamn fortnight of my fucking life

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1 day ago

adcouncil:

smartgirlsattheparty:

sandookchi:

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Powerful reminders.

Use your words to uplift rather than put down.

(via buttstarkid)

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1 day ago

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(via poempathetic)

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1 day ago

factota:

bampdeer:

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.

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(via flomation)

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1 day ago

When your mom is preparing your favorite meal

sodamnrelatable:

whatsgoingon12:

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(Source: chocolatecottoncandy12, via flomation)

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1 day ago

wheresthe-angel:

glutenfreewaffles:

Ladies of the MCU + Misogyny

"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton

Agents of SHIELD Season 2: Nat shows up for 2 minutes just to punch Ward

(via heyitstheian9530)

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