Writer. Creature of the night. King Under the Mountain. Private librarian. Batman

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

This post just made me like him so much.

I would gladly listen to him complain.

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Tom Felton (via trust-your-doctor)

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Think about it. When they first met at Madame Malkin’s, Draco tried to impress Harry. He didn’t know who Harry was and, no offence, but Harry was more than shaggy dressed. That means he was undoubtedly not Draco’s class. But Draco didn’t care. When they met again on the train, Draco offered his friendship. Harry refused. And that’s when the teasing began. Look at it this way: if Harry would be a girl, Draco would pull on his pigtails, would poke him in the ribs and would lift his skirt. But Harry is a boy, so Draco copes with his feelings in a different way. He follows Harry around to blackmail him somehow, he always starts a fight and he is mean to Harry’s friends to rise a reaction out of him. If that isn’t love or at least liking, I don’t know what else is.
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moltobenedoctor:

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doctorwholover11:

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candylandtimelord:

fatalcookies:

erulisses-vessel:

I probably shouldn’t be showing this to the Doctor Who fandom but…

No oh my god everyone, listen to this please.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

Whovians: OHMYGODOHMYGOD FOREVER REBLOG other fandoms: fuck.

I know I say “I choked” a lot…. But I literally just choked at the chorus, because I was stupid and thought “I’m thirsty. I think I’ll drink some water now”….. I can’t look at my TARDIS poster anymore. Oh god. Why the fuck did I press play. I fucking quit.

Doctor How

Oh god.
I have no words.

I dont know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe I’ll just dance

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'This is kinda cute, I wonder why everyone's freaking out so muOOOOOOHMYGOD'

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pawsitiv:

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

my heart just melted

pawsitiv:

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

my heart just melted

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David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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http://alvadee.tumblr.com/post/96163648288/hopsjollyhigh-but-in-all-seriousness-i-think →

hopsjollyhigh:

but in all seriousness, I think the reason Earl’s kiss is so heartbreaking is because of the difference between the two kisses. In my opinion, he has it exactly right.
the first kiss is an initial shock, like jumping into cold water; he is frightened and confused and wasn’t…

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